I would have taken a shit on it before flushing.
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Taking “Rest in piss” to a more literal level
Um, would this not clog your toilet?
no
This guy has disposed of a body before.
Terrible for both the environment and your sewer system.
Why the environment? Ashes are fertilizer
Human ashes are not a fertilizer looked this up years ago, when I was obsessed with finding the most environmentally friendly way to dispose of human bodies. Something to do with with the balance of nutrients, as well as the salt and ph levels I think makes it toxic to plants. I’m pretty sure that’s right but I know its toxic pretty sure its a mixture of those things.
Depends on dosage. I thought if scattered reasonably it was just not overly effective but ultimately not really a problem either. Crematorium gardens seem alright so I doubt the ashes can be overly toxic.
As with anything, the dose makes the poison
Circa Survive intensifies
Never do this
Stop anyone from doing it
The Eternal Swirly. A lot of boomers deserve nothing less.
Wonder how much the plumber’s invoice came to.
If your toilet can’t flush the ashes of a single corpse, you need a better toilet. I mean, c’mon.
And you saw a receipt in the trash for a toilet from Home Depot that was the exact same size as yours, but with a joke hole that was just for farts
I won’t buy anything less than a three-corpse toilet, personally.
Need at least 3 cpf
At the toilet store. Salesman pounds the side of a toilet. “This is a three-corpser, or your money back!”
Yeah i can’t tell you how much time i’ve saved by no longer having to flush each one individually, countless hours
They’re really not ashes. It’s mostly ground up bones.
Called the plumber, but he is being held by ICE, allegedly. No way to know for sure.
Rest in Shit, Grandma
Rest In Piss
Ashes isn’t the best thing to throw into the toilet.
Sprinkle a few in with every bowel movement. Easier on your toilet, and more poop exposure for the remains.
Eating Grandma’s ashes would cut a lot of hassle and time…
Anyone want some bone-apple tea?
I didn’t eat grandma while she was alive, why would that change once she’s dead?
Maybe she’d be alive today if you did.
Yeah they’re supposed to sit above the water
it is floating, gradma ate lots of fiber
or she’s a witch
Who are you so wise in the ways of shit?
We still have to experiment the theory of the dead Grand Ma being a witch. Does anyone have a duck?
Small rocks.
Bread!
Possibly a very small rock
The Cuck Pit lives on.
The Cuck Pit lives on.
In case anyone is wondering and was confused by (edit: as I had, but is apparently not universal) the lack of context in the DDG search, this is a meme reference to the Barbara Pit Massacre, a mass execution of POWs from yugoslavian nazi puppet militaries (NDH and SD) which unfortunately (but predictably, as with any mass killing) killed quite a few civilians as well. Their bodies were dumped in a mine, including many that were buried alive, the mine was sealed off and the event and the mine was forbidden to discuss until the ~90s.
Looks like the search shows up differently - here it links to the Kočevski Rog massacre. Regarding Barbara Pit - I don’t know details about the civilians mentioned, whether they were fascist-collaborators or innocent - in the latter case, yes, it’s not just unfortunate but also tragic.
Rather a sad thought that there’s been enough pit massacres to be able to get them confused. And my apologies, I thought DDG didn’t do personalized results - wonder why it’s not showing up when I search it. For whatever reason, all I get are news articles about the recent FlyDubai plane stabbing
Ah, “cockpit”. It could be regional suggestions rather than personalization, or maybe results didn’t get clicked so new ones are tried.
Oh, duh. Thank you for making that connection, that was bothering me.
The orange one is the problem. Don’t hate grandma because she believed lies.
He’s but acting on behalf of this cabal. They played the very long game to get to this point, but nowhere near achieving their “Christian” white dominion.
bullshit.
Trump didnt turn people into raging nazi bigots.
All trump did was create an environment where masks could be dropped and let the bigot flags fly
Yup. My grandmother was a life long, hardcore Catholic, even earning an award for her service to the church.
When the last Pope condemned Trump’s border wall during his first presidency, my grandmother’s reaction was, “the Pope needs to mind his own business.”
Which isn’t a surprise considering she’s where I learned the version of the N-word that starts with a J. I’m glad she died before Trump’s second term.
If you are still a MAGAt after all this, you deserve to get flushed down a toilet. Not even sorry.
Rapist, pedophile, multiple felonies, fraud, bankrupting businesses aka money laundering, grifting, malignant narcissism, taking away women’s rights, concentration camps. Those are all the things that are not deal breakers to the Regressives.
My grandmother was a life-long Republican and I’m confident she’d have voted Republican in 2016 out of habit, if she were both alive and not drowning in dementia. She’d have turned against him by 2020 even with the dementia—Trump is just too gross as a person for her to stand.
Anyways, she died early 2016 and all I have from her is an elderly pup who’s snoring next to me. He’s great. He’s never voted for Trump.
She voted for him in 2016 and died
So many people played that cruel joke on Amerika
“You’re a Nazi!”
TRANSLATION: “I’m impaired, and have difficulty articulating my position. I want to murder you.”
Killing a Nazi isn’t murder. It’s a public service.
Ironic considering these people literally want to murder us
“I make edgelord comments on Lemmy!”
Translation:
“I didn’t say anything transphobic. In this comment, that is. But I’m a trolling dipshit nonetheless. My transphobia will surface again later though.”
Running defense for nazis… you sure about that? You know what kind of people do that, right?
Unpack that one for me, buddy.
If people, including academics and professionals, are constantly and aptly comparing your political policies and rhetoric to Nazis: you may want to do some introspection.
But it isn’t really much of a comparison or analogy any more. It’s simply a statement of fact. Much of the American right-wing are neo-Nazis, or at least like to LARP as genocidal Christian nationalists as a grift.
I don’t know if you’ve noticed, but your fucking country has concentration camps and is enabling genocide while ramping up its own.
In fact, the most credible defense that they aren’t Nazis is that they’re not really into it and just using the affect as a grift while capital rapes the country to death. Frankly, I don’t find the distinction carries much utility.
Based, but i wouldnt post it online, because it might be illegal.
How is flushing ashes illegal?
They’re ashes of a person. Some places have laws against the desecration of human remains that would apply to ashes; flushing them down the toilet would probably count
Here in Sweden you can’t keep human ashes. It’s illegal. I’d imagine flushing them would be a problem too.
Can’t have shit in Sweden.
Human remains aren’t allowed to be kept. I’ve no idea about human faeces.
What if it’s both?
I think combining the remains with faeces is probably illegal, because you aren’t allowed to debase them.
I was thinking of if a person was eaten and then the faeces was the remains
Really? So you can’t keep the remains/an urn of their ashes? Does that also apply to things like when they make gemstones from ashes?
According to Skatteverket, a deceased must be cremated or buried within a month of death. If they get cremated, then the ashes need to be buried within a year. There can be exceptions, the page says
- Should the relatives be in disagreement about funerary arrangements
- In case a relative is unable to organise it, e.g. due to sickness
- In case a survivor is to be buried alongside
- In case the departed has donated their body, e.g. for science
No idea if you can turn loved ones into gemstones here, I’d assume not. I’d also assume that if you’re waiting with burying the cremated remains of someone because they’re to be laid to rest alongside a loved one, you’re also not allowed to keep said remains at home.
That makes sense, it’s just blowing my American mind, where an urn on the mantle is extremely commonplace. My brother and I both an urn with our mother’s remains, for instance.
Right? I’ve a friend in England who has a little urn with some of their mother’s ashes. I’m personally planning on keeping my dog’s ashes when he passes. However, apparently keeping a human is a no-no.
Sweden has this rep of being very liberal and free, but there’s a lot going on here that’s baffling. We’ve got some of the highest drug related deaths in Europe, and every single party in parliament is for the heavy criminalisation of drug use. It’s like the one thing they’re all agreeing on. We even did some stop-and-frisk for a while!
why? now you don’t have them anymore!
jävla förmyndarsamhälle
Ingen aning. Du får ha aska från djur, men man får inte ha mormor i en urna i bokhyllan. Skulle gissa att det är en religiös kvarleva.
troligtvis hygienskäl
Det är inget ohygieniskt med aska.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
