This can’t be right.
$5M is way too low to cover statues in gold.
Unless he’s paying Jarod $5M to pay a guy on Craiglist $75 to spray paint three statues gold. That might check out. Otherwise no way.
Aww he went to Jared
Gold leaf
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No no no see, that was a golden calf! This is clearly a golden pegasus.
It’s different bro, trust me /s
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Is that the abomination of desolation, or was it the golden bust of trump they had too?
Hey don’t you dare drag us pagans down to their level
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It’s like building the palace at Versailles while the peasants starve…
It’s time.
Coming!
What a monster.
Petty ego projects, evil war of choice, and caring for the American people: pick two.
Can we cover trump in gold? Like in molten gold, inside out?
Anyone ever saw that one episode of Game of Thrones? Give the “king” his “crown”. IYKYK.
Or the roman general captured by the parthianans.
“A crown for a King.”
Isn’t that brown thing he smears on his face something gold-related?
Don’t threaten him with a good time.
Look at that horse. Big horse, strong horse, muscular ass, hung like a horse. Literal stallion
Look at my horse, my horse is amazing…
Tastes just like raisins
People say its the best horse they’ve ever seen
I wonder if Melania would give him sex twice daily, he’d be satisfied & quiet & harmless? I wonder if his fuckwit personality which repels everyone including his own wife, is to blame for his self-sabotaging incel-fueled tyranny?
Do you think he would want to fuck such an old hag, based on his preference?
I think it’s more likely she doesn’t want to fuck him. But if he could still get away with it, his sexual proclivities lean toward revolving doors of trafficked young women, which Melania used to be a part of.
No she didn’t…don’t you remember the unprompted random press conference that she held disavowing herself oh those Epstein shenanigans? Totally exonerated…
(Just in case I didn’t lay it on thick enough /s)
At some point in the future we’re going to find out there was child trafficking through the white house itself during his occupancy of it.
What do you think the Trump-Epstein Friendship Bunker is for?
I miss when the Republicans were at least trying to pretend to be fiscally responsible.
I don’t. This way is at least a lot easier to convince idiots not to vote GOP
…it did? Because I thought they had clearly illustrated they’ll vote for a known pedophile if it means hurting minorities
While he transitions into Oswald Cobblepot.
Couldn’t get 24k?
Had to add 5% lead to make it stretch
They’re gonna need to hire guards to keep
crack headssingle parents with hungry children from scraping the gold off.
