Because it’s a single-panel cartoon in which they need to convey an entire concept with only one picture and a few words. TL;DR Cartoons aren’t real.

“child eating pedophiles” and child-eating pedophiles are two entirely opposite things. Hyphens matter.

Hey, the word “sexual” implies TWO mates. Because a different word exists for when one creature goes at it alone: “asexual.” Learned about it in biology class. Asexual reproduction.

So if you think you’re “generating sexual energy” every time you fuck your own hand, you’re not. You’re generating ASEXUAL energy. But humans can’t reproduce asexually, so you’re just spewing your horny protein juices everywhere for no reason but to release your own sexual frustration.

Men are less sexually virile to other humans when they waste their sexual energy on jerking.

Update: So far 20 chronic masturbators have indicated through their disapproval of this comment that they’re in denial every time they fuck their hand instead of a human, that they are fucking their hand instead of a human.

What were her parents thinking when they named her that? 🤦🏼‍♀️

Someone please remind me in which states abortion is no longer legal?

Thankfully I’m past that point in life for my own reproductive rights to be interfered with. I do not envy all the other young ladies out there nowadays, it’s a Draconian world out there.

What I’m describing is not exclusive to the USA. It’s just how fuel purchases are made when paying at the pump isn’t an option, so you have to go in & do the transaction with a human behind a Point-of-Sale machine. The person at the cash register doesn’t know how many gallons or liters you need. So you have to tell them. But they want to know the corresponding cash amount, not the volume of liquid. So you have to do the math yourself in order to tell them the dollar amount to charge to your card. 🤷🏼‍♀️ I don’t know how to make this any clearer.

Compassionate empathetic thoughtful bully

Serious question: what exactly did Dan Snyder do wrong? I know he would occasionally sneak in scripted inappropriate vague-sexual-innuendo & foot fetish moments in his Nickelodeon shows for child/teen actors, which was inappropriate & unacceptable.

But did he also physically violate any of those kids?? 😬😡

😡 scoundrel

We could plug the breathing pipes of their underground fallout bunkers 😄💡

*whether

She’s real. The balding man in the mirror is ai.

Does it work on silicone implants?

Yes but the cashier wants us to tell her a monetary amount. It has nothing to do with USA using gallons instead of litres. It’s a matter of multiplying money amount times unit of volume of desired fuel.

Well yeah but I still need to tell her a dollar amount. If I underestimate then my tank won’t get topped off. So I have to do the math.

In my wanderings around the USA I’ve only encountered one pump that allowed pump before pay. At some obscure Nevada gas station in a little pass-through town in the middle of nowhere.

The mathematics I have to go through at fuel stations that don’t allow paying at the pump, gotta go inside and talk to the cashier, ugh.

Each tenth of my tank is 2.4 gallons, so if I’m at 4/10 and want to top off, (10-4)=6, so 6 x 2.4 = 14.4 gallons x price of fuel per gallon which is hovering around $6.90 lately (diesel in California), so I tell the cashier person I 'd like to purchase exactly $99.36 but gosh that’s so close to $100 let’s just round it to $100.

My conspiracy theory regarding the enshittification of autocorrect is that they’re trying to make us all look & feel stupider until we finally accept it & incrementally lower our intellectual standards.

As a kid & in my twenties I enjoyed attending community theater productions & had some friends who were on stage but as an adult I wonder how they can live spending so much time at neverending process of auditions & rehearsals & performances for NO PAY? There must be a lot of wealthy daddies keeping these people afloat.