When your extended family starts getting to you: “You’re lucky transporters don’t exist, or else I would separate all your polars into separate relatives just to see what happens.”

You had a flat CRT in 2000? Your dad must be rich!

Did his computer have a 19” Mitsubishi monitor and a Wacom tablet?

TOS-era Remans.

This needs to be an indie game. Sneaking past sleeping pets to get snacks from the kitchen.

Now THAT’S a conspiracy theory!

The magic wasn’t Santa, or God, or something from space or heaven, now that we’re adults we realize that WE are the magic now. And I want my children to believe that magic exists for as long as possible.

No, it prints one page looking like the right cat then proudly announces it’s completely out of one color and the printer is bricked until you replace it.

Ever since I was a kid, bacteriophages have always looked like some kind of Star Wars walker to me.

Hopefully you don’t need Lego’s permission to change a brick.

I have to say, the best contemporary Christian music came out of the late 1990s through the early 2000s. The music is generally excellent, irrespective of its message.

Hillsong is also from that era.

• Stephen Curtis Chapman
• DC Talk
• Jars of Clay
• Newsboys
• Rebecca St. James
• Tuesday’s Child
• Caedmon’s Call
• Delirious?
• Michael W. Smith
• Petra
• MercyMe
• Point of Grace
• Carman
• Audio Adrenaline
• Avalon
• Twila Paris
• Jennifer Knapp
• Jaci Velasquez
• Crystal Lewis
• Supertones

There are many more, including quasi-Christian music like Amy Grant, but these artists had a knack for making Christian music that even non-Christians would want to listen to.

You should also check out an old compilation series called WoW Hits (yes, a riff on the NOW series), it started in 1996, and it’s a great place to start if you’re looking for new artists.

Which port?

She’s a single mother per Galaxy’s Child.

Listening all too closely.

When you cross someone on DevianrArt.

There’s a point in dotHack for the PlayStation 2 where you cannot progress until you power off and on the console and reboot the game. In-universe you’re waiting for another player of an MMO to message you in-game, and in real life the devs want you to give up, play another game or go to bed, and try to progress another time.

They’re all good gonks, Brent.

One advantage of being as old as I am, I stopped working retail just before the Mariah Carey song went from a cute single that got played once in a great while to a Geneva Convention violation.

Oooo, so close!

It’s always someBODY…