Mar-a-lagoooooooooo face
Too much personality.
And too old
Not enough plastic
Too much substance between the ears
I would have also accepted this
Not enough plastic and her makeup looks too natural
Her entire face looks too humanlike, like she has never seen a single botched plastic surgery in her life.
Cheeks don’t look enough like a caricature or marionette
She is more attractive than the others. She is who she says she is. This is leagues better than all the previous ones.
I dunno. She looks like she’s all plastic again.
There are degrees of quality in plastics. She is smooth uniform and doesn’t look like the crypt keeper.
And yet it looks more natural on her than most.
The most important thing that a woman press secretary under Trump must possess, is a certain look that implies that they are sexually available to the President and this one perfectly fits the description.
*that they look like his daughter
I hate to objectify a woman but she’s the prettiest one so far.
that’s not a woman
that’s a lady. show respect where due.
The most competent press secretary the administration has had so far!
Still full of hot air
Let’s see the lettuce hold up against this one.
the cross was a nice touch.
This legit made me burst out laughing
Close her mouth, I can SEE Putin’s hand.
I’m soo scared it could be actually a thing.
You just stick a magnet with Super Intelligence in there and you’re all set!
🧠
Finally, one that matches up with how much actual information we get out of the administration. And her voice isn’t annoying.
They’re the same picture.
