I’ll sell you some placebo for three moneys

does slaw count as cooked? i use a mayo/applecidervinegar dressing on it. I’m told sashimi counts as cooked because they vinegar it up (i do not accept that lie. i still love sashimi) but i want my logic to be consistent

yeah, i like to go visit the local sheepdog trials. it’s always hilarious when the sheep outsmart the dog. or shepherd, really not sure.

if all of my encounters with them (and all the stories i got from my second boss, who fled a sheep farm for the city) were consistent with normal sheep behavior, sheep are godsdamned idiots. even more stupid than ducks.

some places never really had that veneer that slavery ended.

is anyone here not three hatsune mikus in a trenchcoat trying to sneak into a rated R movie?

there should be a weekly holiday where everyone agrees not to look at the local datacenters (wherever they are) for the entire day and if the datacenter is mysteriously gone the day after the holiday it’s considered good luck.

nah dude. Laser eyes is a superpower. China is a place.

“why are [OPs] gods so cute” i think is the question.

are they kittens? that might explain it.

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can you pick her out of her tinder profile pic?

i mean i started drinking coffee black so i could take sugar out of one specific area of my diet (sugary drinks) and add it back in another area (candy. what’s your favorite?). I think it ended up being a net reduction.

so like people (okay !<1 person) actually think the way your metaphor is.

Yeah id love a beer

Putain would never lick a thing. He seals his envelopes by throwing them out a second story window

I don’t know about the entire united states, but I’m pretty sure Toledo doesn’t exist

You will never find two more wretched hives of scum and villainy

What did you say about my computer’s mother?!

Nothing to forgive. Just I would love it if there were more like-minded people getting personally involved (it’s kind of one of my hobby horses). Purely selfish reasoning too, I want to make it easier for my mutual aid network to function and get funding.

But I don’t put sugar in my tea