Phil’s not wrong that it’s fucking stupid.

Wash the groin sweat off your hands afterwards

It’s stupid in a LOT of ways. But yes, that’s one important one.

You made my morning. 🏆

If they could dance and sing they’d be Hugh Jackman

If your fish would get busy they could out-reproduce the heron

Because he is a cancer?

Seems sound.

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Turn cost …Turncoats?

IF it were true (it’s Trump talking, so no) that he saw that image and thought “doctor” rather than “Jesus,” it demonstrates his complete and utter ignorance of anything related to Christianity. Which doesn’t shock me but will the Evangelicals

Link to the meme?

No- bake cheesecake can be delicious, here’s a good one. https://sallysbakingaddiction.com/no-bake-cheesecake/

But in general, New York Cheesecake is baked.

Here’s the classic Craig Clairbourne version, in a video because the original is behind the NYT paywall: https://www.nytimes.com/video/dining/100000003736807/deluxe-cheesecake.html

If you use parchment paper and you smell your cookies starting to burn, you can whip them all off the cookie sheet at once to stop the burning. Like onto a table if your rack isn’t ready. I have even pulled the parchment off straight into the freezer, when I had a shelf in my old unit. Saved a batch of shortbread that way. Obviously you move them onto a rack to finish, but you’ve gotten that hot metal away from them.

“The Eyes of Xexas Are Upon You”

I think I’d like to try buying a few rolls of different refrigerator cookie doughs, open them as usual, flatten the snickerdoodle out like nori, use the oatmeal cookie as a layer of rice, make a long center surimi log of the chocolate chip, with pinches of another flavor around it where the carrots and cucumbers would go… Then roll it up, sprinkle the cinnamon sugar on the outside, chill awhile, and slice. I might even bake a few.

I don’t think any of these are no-bake cheesecake

Why should the US get away with blockading it? It’s not even our part of the world! And it’s just Trump out for his own profits as usual.

It’s a long commitment,. They might outlive you, assuming you don’t accidentally kill them.

I appreciate that you didn’t get mad about it. Of course it doesn’t matter here, but I point these things out in case people need to use them correctly in a serious situation.