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I always say “come in” - no one has ever tried to come in. 😂
“Who’s there?”
“No solicitors”
“I’m full”
No solicitors”
Lawyer turns red and openly shits themselves
“There’s no door on this side, go around!”
“Cover charge is $10”
“Come back with a warrant!”
OCCUPADO
Australian with a nyc accent??
Sorry babe I’m flying solo today
OCCUPIED!
But what’s weird is that 99% of the time I have no idea what to say in any given situation, but this public restroom scenario just came naturally to me one day and still comes naturally to me every time. That’s weird isn’t it? Like I’m only comfortable & functional in the most uncomfortable situations 🤦🏼♀️
Occupied.
“Nein! Ich habe farfrompoopen!”
farfrompoopen
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=farfrompoopen
A situation in which nature calls for you to visit the bathroom, yet you cannot perform the act of defecation.
“Come on in, I kept the seat warm for you”
“Our cheeks have shared the same seat. We are butt brothers.”
Fuq orf am shiten
“I am the gatekeeper! Are you the keymaster?”
“Just a sec, I’m doing the paperwork!”
I would like to share this timeless classic
<cassius_clay13> so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar <cassius_clay13> well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke <cassius_clay13> so i helped him walk to the toilet <cassius_clay13> all the stalls were occupied <emoti_conartist> lol <cassius_clay13> bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy <cassius_clay13> so he fucking KICKS one of the stall doors open <cassius_clay13> and there's this guy in there taking a shit <emoti_conartist> hahahahahaha <cassius_clay13> and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM <cassius_clay13> then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh shit... if i were taking a shit and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to fuck him up... so i'd better hit him first' <cassius_clay13> so he fucking SMACKS this guy in the face <cassius_clay13> and runs away <cassius_clay13> imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVERWow. Bryan sounds like a shit head. Good for him to keep stereotypes alive.
Just lads being lads, what a ledge 🤗
(The Lads on Tour movement needs to end fast)
“come in!”
All fun and games until your bluff gets called
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