You can never see or hear what’s happening right now, only what happened in the past.
You can be there. Just not now.
What? You can be here when you get there.
I was over there. Now I am over here.
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“I have always been here.”
– Ambassador Koshand if you’re old-timey you can also not be yonder.
I’m at the supermarket and my wife texts me “Where are you?”
I text back “I’m here. Where are you?”
She replies “I’m here too, why can’t I see you?”Time, space, velocity… it’s all relative.
That’s good news! Here I thought I wasn’t all there, but now I find out I’m not there at all.
Wherever you go, there you are.
“There you are!”
“Do I know you?”
“No, but that’s where you are, you’re there!”
You must be mistaken. I’m here.
Oh behave…
I have to try this IRL some time. :D
Short form horror:
He said, “There you are.” and the man he was talking to disappeared.
Isn’t here just there without a t?
I can only be here, but I’m pretty sure that you are there.
Actually I’m also here, but I don’t see you.
