anyone who thinks their job is safe vastly underestimates the stupidity of greedy rich fucks running their company.
they don’t give a fuck if it’s illogical, as long as it looks good on paper.
personally, I’ll go out and steal some land in a national forest. build a house, small garden, hunt. oh yeah, I’ll never use or see modern technology again. I’ll be perpetually stuck in the late 90s at the most recent.
censorship is only censorship if they do it
I get it. I don’t want to see Nazi shit either. but when I do, I DV and move on. simple as that.
look, Chakakhan
Chakotay…
Whatever… I don’t date criminals.
six months in a South Korean work camp filled with actual criminals that have a great disdain for foreigners. oh, they racists too.
I think he’ll leave SK and never come back when he’s finally released.
tar -xcvf file.tar.gz /dev/random
April 19th, 2022
There was a fire in the skies, tell me, where were you?
You were sitting home watching your TV
While I was participatin’ in some astronomy
The first spot we hit it was a crater drop
I finally got my chute out so that I can stop
With red lights flashing, time to retire
And then we turned that shield into a crater spire
Next stop we hit it was the radar lock
It only took one ping to make that rover drop
Finally, we got our own sky crane
Where do you think I got this sample that you’re seeing today?
with a vengeance
so you’re telling me that all those times I said google was listening to me through my phone, and like a thousand people said I was full of shit, I was right?
two too many
edit: I don’t get the downvotes. Jackie Chan is Chinese. in this picture he is confused. wtf is wrong with it?
I mean…it is.
technically all LEDs are “regular diodes”.
wouldn’t it be D1?
last time I watched TNG on tv, this episode was playing.
I got all excited and tried to explain it to my wife but she just said I was weird.
if you have anything publicly exposed and you’re not using a siem solution you’re gonna have a bad time.
if we weld the circuits together it might.
had sinusitis one year. really bad.
after a full course of antibiotics I blew my nose and the plug popped. it was so satisfying to not have that lodged in my sinus cavity. but then…suddenly… a hot rush ran out of my brain. thankfully I still had a tissue in my hand. a bright highlighter yellow liquid began rushing out of my nose. it was unstoppable.
at least half a cup of this foul liquid poured from my face. the whole time the euphoric sensations I was experiencing was honestly better than sex. the relief, the lack of pressure, everything was amazing. the most peculiar sensation was my vision was like I was being stretched out in a black hole. my arms and legs were barely controllable. my balance was steady only because of the wall I was leaned against.
Removed by mod
so now I can fight back against those limey bastards by responding with incest porn?
is this like the 1989 tiananmen square hack for the Chinese?
if I get to keep local intranet then I’m good.
I’ve got enough movies and TV to run consecutively for like 10 years.
I’ve got tons of books to read. and honestly, my job would be gone without the internet, so I’ll just garden and build cool stuff like an electric car or some shit.