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That’s crazy - I’m a pair of twin sisters who like to have sex with other, but what we’d really like is to find a guy with absolutely no social skills or sexual experience to join us, and not just as a one-off thing but on an ongoing relationship basis.
They were fraternal twins, but I still feel like he’d approve.
This feels like one of those “I’ve never kissed a girl before, but I’ve watched a lot of porn” fantasies that works great in your head and horrible in practice.
Feel free to turn down as many hot twins that want to have a threesome as you want mate
Its, ok if its in a threeway
Have they checked the polycule poster?
Regardless of ethics, I gotta commend the pragmatism against such an uphill battle
This guys literal pipe dream is more achievable than my groceries because he at least wrote it down
Step one: Become a billionaire
Eh idk make a lot of money or lower your standards and find two drug addict sisters who wont give a fuck, or I guess do both to maximize success rate.
Step 1: be rich. Like, rich enough that you could buy twins into doing that and still have money left to keep them
…so you took the matter into your own hands?
Both of them?
My chocolate starfish and gonna hotdog itself.
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It’s funny that instead of imagining finding people who are actually into that, anon defaults to the frog boiling manipulation approach
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The thing is, if I were a twin-fucking-twin, and some greasey netizen came up asking if I and my twin where interested a (2*1+1)some, my first reaction would not be that this is a person I trust enough to share my intimate desires with even if those desires were aligned.
I can’t imagine that many twins fuck. It’s still incest, there’s probably genetic factors that stop them being into that
There’s a window of time in early childhood (up to about the age of 6) where, if raised with other kids, such individuals will develop a repulsion at the idea of having sex with each other. It happens with siblings, but it can also happen with people we’re unrelated to - just growing up in the same household. It’s called the Westermark Effect.
If anon wants a chance at this, his best bet would be to find twins that were raised apart from each other. Quite a tall order.
Love how Westermark decided this was the effect he wanted to put his name on
I think it would be even funnier if he had a different name in mind but the public was like “Nope! This shit is all you bud.”
Worse, twincest creates much more congenital abnormalities. In this case they’re both the same sex so it doesn’t matter really.
twincest cannot cause more abnormalities than “regular” (gross) sibling incest. If a set of twins are of diferent sex they are not identical, ie they come from different sperm and different egg. Same as any sibling pair
Almost… What you’re saying is only true for fraternal or dizygotic twins. It’s possible for a fertilized egg to divide in a way that it separates and both cells grow into twins, these are called monozygotic twins. Now, usually monozygotic twins are usually of the same gender but, there can be mutations. And even in those, the chance of both being fertile is rarer, because of the chance that the mutations usually are X0 leading to Turner’s syndrome in the female child.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Twin (Read the unusual twinning part of the article.)
There’s always a bigger geneticist
how’s it incest if there’s no chance of procreation?
Incest is just “sex between close relatives”. Procreation isn’t necessary.
(In this and similar cases I wouldn’t see an issue with it, btw. If they’re having fun, who am I to judge?)
sounds like an outdated law tbh, incest bad cause it leads to incest babies. no chance of procreation no incest baby
Well incest bad also because it tends to ruin families regardless of gender. Most of the time it resolves around an older sibling taking advantage of a younger child and has the power dynamics of any other type of pedophillia
Even when it’s equitable and between adults people’s psychology treats sexual partners differently. Introducing sexual relationship dynamics : potential jealouslies, the desire of siblings to grow apart and the secrecy pressures of keeping their relationship secret can up the risks of siblings hating each other.
That’s no law, that’s just the definition. Laws concerning incest differ from country to country but afaik they usually involve penis in vagina penetration (because of, frankly, outdated definitions of “sex”) so twin sisters could go at it if they like.
Incest refers to the act, not the product.
Game of Thrones made it mainstream.
I know it’s a popular media trope, but I’m not sure how common twincest is irl
He’s a saint!
Well, i do know someone who married a guy with a brother. Cheated with the brother, divorced the guy, then married the brother. Oh, and kids are involved. Say hi to Uncle Daddy!
Was that how you came up with your username?
Reading is hard
Tioleto b server
Nailed it
How…uh…how is their whole life going now?
Username applies
There was a story circulating a few years ago about a pair of twins who strive to be “the most identical twins in the world”, which includes sharing a fiancé and timing their pregnancies for the same date. It is not mentioned whether they bang each other though (not something I care to speculate about lol).
I suppose the first step to making the OP’s fantasy possible would be having massive amounts of money.
The sex doesn’t even sound like fun. After a few months, I’d probably end up looking just like their dad
The sex doesn’t even sound like fun.
It sounds like you’d have to train for it, like synchronized swimmers or Olympic floor dance routines or ballet performances. Get it right and it’s incredible. But you’re spending days, weeks, months mostly just crashing into one another and ending up in a pile of flailing limbs, feeling resentful because the other two didn’t hit their marks.
Though to be fair, a lot of plans are at least easier if you start out with massive amounts of money.
Well I’ll be damned
I think we should ask them in an email to ascertain the possibility of anon’s dream.
Get a million dollars.
I don’t think it would take a million. Maybe a couple grand.
I believe you get your ass kicked saying something like that
two chicks
Not all chicks dig a dude with money.
Edit: This and the previous comment are a reference to the movie Office Space. The scene is quoted verbatim below and one person did a nice riff on it.
Peter Gibbons: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I’ll tell you what I’d do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.
[Peter laughs and then notices Lawrence’s dead serious expression]
Peter Gibbons: That’s it? If you had a million dollars, you’d do two chicks at the same time?
Lawrence: Damn straight. I always wanted to do that, man. And I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money.
Peter Gibbons: Well, not all chicks.
Lawrence: Well, the type of chicks that’d double up on a dude like me do.
Peter Gibbons: Good point
He doesn’t need all chicks though. He just needs that one chick with a twin sister that’s down for a threesome. I’m close to 100% certain those twins exist, given that you have enough cash.
I’m not meaning to judge anyone, I’m just pointing out that there are plenty of people that are willing to stretch their personal boundaries for cash. OP just needs to find those people.
True, but even fewer chicks dig a guy without money.
Most of the people in the world are poor and most of them get laid FYI
If you’re not an asshole and you bring your date out to a nice Michelin level meal, you’re probably getting laid. Compared to McDonald’s, you’ll have a much better shot. Not rocket science.
Na it’s complicated, you impress them too much they think you might be husband material and they wont wanna sleep on the first date because they dont wanna appear slutty. Sometimes women wanna get laid too, and a casual mcdonalds run gives that chill vibe where you can just fuck and not think about where is this going long term. Personally i have like a ten percent rate getting laid after going out and spending a lot of money, dressing up to a nice restaurant, than just casually meeting up maybe i spend money on fast food maybe i dont, that’s more like a 50% hookup rate to be honest.
The kind who’d bang their twin sister with Anon does.
Only person to get the reference. Nice adaptation.
I dig a dude with the financial responsibility to not date a person who digs a guy with money.
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