oh, what are you gonna do about it? are you gonna put me in my place? are you gonna slap me? slap me while I’m absolutely lathered with peanut butter with your jelly-smeared hands?

oh god please yes

wait were talking about the reddit app right?

there was a second one? did they hit the second apollo tower?

get (not)wrecked, intersectionoid

Protein bars are necessary for health? I’ve been boofing them for years

Like wood?

so two wrongs make a right when two wrongs make two wrongs?

I always forget this fact because it’s so incredulous. Then I re-learn it every time. I’m not looking forward to Alzheimer’s

i was speaking more geopolitically

I’m gonna say 1500s onward tbh

the iconic stomp-stomp-clap replaced with slap-slap-ohhh yeaaaahhh

fool, by commenting you’ve declared their post as really good

continuing to scroll or closing the app / browser would’ve been the only true rebuke

what if i want money more

I still believe that I cannot be saved

ok but where does sucking the homie off play in all of this

im sorry for the embarrassment youve suffered but this is the funniest shit ive seen today

how babby formed

how girl get pregant

but why

but why

Riding ‘round the airplane

With a pocket full of weed