just pretend this is green

  • lasta@piefed.world
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    23 hours ago

    There was a story circulating a few years ago about a pair of twins who strive to be “the most identical twins in the world”, which includes sharing a fiancé and timing their pregnancies for the same date. It is not mentioned whether they bang each other though (not something I care to speculate about lol).

    I suppose the first step to making the OP’s fantasy possible would be having massive amounts of money.

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      11 hours ago

      The sex doesn’t even sound like fun. After a few months, I’d probably end up looking just like their dad

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        6 hours ago

        The sex doesn’t even sound like fun.

        It sounds like you’d have to train for it, like synchronized swimmers or Olympic floor dance routines or ballet performances. Get it right and it’s incredible. But you’re spending days, weeks, months mostly just crashing into one another and ending up in a pile of flailing limbs, feeling resentful because the other two didn’t hit their marks.

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      20 hours ago

      Though to be fair, a lot of plans are at least easier if you start out with massive amounts of money.