If we can get them all in one area, we should be able to pull the Earth out of orbit.

It’s the billionaire version of taking over Gazan homes after the IDF murders the owners.

I wish the monkeys would hurry the fuck up

Worse, or more accurate?

JD Vance in the future: “Erica? Honey, where are my erection pants?!”

In September, Musk tweeted “this is false” in response to a Forbes article based on previously released documents that stated he “planned a trip to Epstein’s private island.” He also wrote “Epstein tried to get me to go to his island and I REFUSED.” Musk had previously been named on Epstein’s calendar as being slated to visit Epstein’s island in 2014.

Musk lies almost as much as Trump! This is known!

Arseholes: “Your employee should be fired because they were outraged at a US citizen being beaten and murdered by Trump’s gestapo!”

Employers: “Uh, yeah. I’m pretty fucking outraged, too! Get fucked!”

Some ICEhole: “Stand there and let us murder you, or you’re breaking the law!”

Him: “Darling, your eyes sparkle like stars in the cosmos! My love for you is eternal!”

Her: “Nngh!” ptttttthhhhhhhht PLOP

Unsurprised Musk is in there.

Which of Trump’s closeted mob was this?

Hmm. In Australia, there’s 11 and a half.

Hmm. I don’t remember reading about anyone in, say, the Department of Agriculture sending an army of unhinged nazi-wannabes into cities to murder people, kidnap children to traffick for God-knows-what hideous purpose, bash people, mace people, gas people. I mean, I could be wrong. Some folks get pretty serious about soybeans …

Somebody should glue him to the middle of an intersection so people can use him as a roundabout.

They don’t use it enough in the movies.

The Hand is still the safest way to not be squished … statistically speaking.

He should get life with no parole. It’s not like she can come back after 20 years.

They certainly can, and the flowers on cacti and succulents are stunning.

It … it can feel old.

"We totally investigated ourselves and … "

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