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You know if the genie really hates being in that lamp so much you think he’d be nicer to the guy who lets him out instead of tricking him into making stupid wishes
He’s into it and hoping you’ll wish a beer for him.
Mmm yes rub that lamp harder
I need someone to tell me if Djinns. given that they come from Islamic mythology, would follow Halal rules.
Depends on the Djinn, if they’re Muslim they’ll follow halal rules. If they’re not, 🤷
“You know, you could have just asked for a six pack and still had two more wishes.”
(even better if read in John Cena’s voice)
“If I had asked for a keg, would you have given it to me?”
“You’ll never know”
Hell yeah! Two more six packs!
first wish. I wish to retroactively merge wishes
beerkake
Me in my mind: Infinite free beer glitch unlocked.
Chill genie totally okay with giving you free beer wishes because it makes his stats look good in terms of wishes granted and how much reality was altered to grant them.
Fuck me, even the magical creatures are gaming the metrics now? We truly are in the end times
Do what? I can’t see anything.
