There is however a law against pitching a tent on someone else’s land, and the act of doing so does become more noticeable, maybe even more frequent, when men are walking around wearing dresses.
Much like cameltoe, there are multiple methods of avoiding a visible boner. Gaffs or dance belts are probably the easiest, but some people prefer to tuck.
Speaking of cameltoes, I’ll never understand how they happen with jeans.
I mean, I get that it’s because the pants aren’t a good fit, but wearing them for any amount of time must be literal torture, I’ve had thigh chafing from fabric and it’s hell, imagining that further up gives me nightmares.
It’s a combo of the pants being a poor fit, the pants being badly designed, and the pants being cheaply made.
Fashion industry standard drafts a single pattern for each style of pants in size 2/4/6, depending on brand, then just size it up or down without redrafting it to account for body fat distribution being uneven. So even if it’s the “correct” size, it may not actually fit your measurements. Cheap fabric tends to have less structure, and it won’t hold your body fat in as well as a fabric with a tighter weave.
You can get underwear with some padding that doesn’t squeeze around the seams if you want to avoid it.
I personally find thigh chafing to be more uncomfortable, and cameltoe is more like a front wedgie. It’s more unsightly than uncomfortable.
There’s no law saying guys can’t wear sundresses too
Yet
There’s no law saying women can’t wear propeller caps either
We could make Sundress and Propeller Hat the standard summer outfit, but we have failed as a society.
I want a giant hat, like meet the Queen type of hat, with propellers and wind charms on it.
That might actually be illegal in Florida.
It is a moral imperative to break unjust laws.
There’s no law saying you have to be in Florida
There is however a law against pitching a tent on someone else’s land, and the act of doing so does become more noticeable, maybe even more frequent, when men are walking around wearing dresses.
Skill issue, get good scrub
I wasn’t aware that boner control was a skill. TIL.
Much like cameltoe, there are multiple methods of avoiding a visible boner. Gaffs or dance belts are probably the easiest, but some people prefer to tuck.
Speaking of cameltoes, I’ll never understand how they happen with jeans.
I mean, I get that it’s because the pants aren’t a good fit, but wearing them for any amount of time must be literal torture, I’ve had thigh chafing from fabric and it’s hell, imagining that further up gives me nightmares.
It’s a combo of the pants being a poor fit, the pants being badly designed, and the pants being cheaply made.
Fashion industry standard drafts a single pattern for each style of pants in size 2/4/6, depending on brand, then just size it up or down without redrafting it to account for body fat distribution being uneven. So even if it’s the “correct” size, it may not actually fit your measurements. Cheap fabric tends to have less structure, and it won’t hold your body fat in as well as a fabric with a tighter weave.
You can get underwear with some padding that doesn’t squeeze around the seams if you want to avoid it.
I personally find thigh chafing to be more uncomfortable, and cameltoe is more like a front wedgie. It’s more unsightly than uncomfortable.
Sundresses are wicked lovely to wear. I can heartily recommend it to any guys who are worried about doing so.
Cargo shorts are sexier though.