Doesnt each play start with a traditional sniffing of someones balls before the football is thrown back

He just shows up everywhere ruining people’s photography!

What I wanna know is when did Morn have the time to go to art school? That would have cut into his valuable drinking time!

Somewhere out there in the galaxy is a time-travel conspiracy theorist with a blurry picture of the loch ness monster flying through space.

Don’t worry I’m sure if the drain gets clogged that handy HVAC vent on the floor will take care of the problem!

It’s all just one big ass blast.

I don’t think anyone went AWOL in forest gump

I think statute of limitations on most of the common ucmj articles maxes out at 5 years? It’s been a while, but short version is a cousin of a friend went awol and basically hid on a shrimping boat for years until they couldn’t come after him anymore. Not easy for sure.

I’m assuming they meant AWOL (absent without leave).

There’s only so much batshit crazy a brain can take before fruit related debates become inevitable.

Leela: Look, I know there are no car-chases, but this is important. One of these two men will become President of the World.

Fry: What do we care? We live in the United States.

Leela: The United States is part of the world.

Fry: Wow, I have been gone a long time.

No, not being able to steal all of the fruit.

you’re underestimating tweakers

I mean its like the 6th best Star Trek movie, why wouldn’t they!

Cats eat by sense of smell before taste. Churu is basically thin tapioca pudding (not dairy but texture-wise i mean) with a shitload of strong scents in it that drive them absolutely wild!

would you let me go with “it was a joke”? 😂

It’s not him having money, it’s him spending on one of the most destructive vehicles (environment-wise) as you can buy. Multiple times. I do like that he has kept Valve private, and that he seems to understand what we gamers actually value. But that doesn’t make him a good person or Valve a good company.

Nothing, I guess.

Toooooo bad he also owns multiple yachts and people just kinda give him a pass for it.