give me my 30 minutes back
Saddam Fußein
See, I’ve seen this do the rounds, and it always loses me before Saddam, because let’s be honest, if you’re into knees you’re clearly more respectable than being super into ass. Weirder, for sure, but more respectable, in an old timey, strangely prudish way.
There is definitely a time in history when someone masturbated to the thought of a bare shoulder.
And that time was in middle school, and the someone was me
Oh, sweet summer grandpa…
Nah I’m in my 20s, that’s just what happens when you are super horny, aren’t ashamed of it, but also don’t know what sex is.
Lol this is pretty clever, how he’s hiding there
Knees definitely need to be a bit darker. Who the fuck has a thing specifically for knees?
Archeologists: “This was probably for ceremonial use, in fertility rites”.
2024 Twitter screenshot, ew.
Petition for the mods to ban X screenshots
I give my brother shit because he’s far left progressive but still spends all day on Xitter. His excuse is that Xitter isnt making a profit so he’s hurting Musk a tiny bit every time he uses it…Yeah, I didnt buy it either.
Xitter isn’t meant to make a profit directly, it’s a loss leader to gain government influence so he can make real money through government contracts via Space X, Starlink, etc
