Exactly how far it would have needed to go straight up to technically be in space
Depends.
If you’re deciding whether something is an aircraft or a spacecraft:100 kilometers above mean sea level AKA the Kármán line,
If you’re in the US military and want to technically be an astronaut, it’s 80km
Either way, probably a bit high for a pumpkin to jump 😁
it’s a fake story from Casper Planet.
Please don’t take this away from us
This has to be fake. Obviously the police would have opened fire and popped the balloon.
It’s not black though, it’s orange, like their fascist messiah.
colorado would just light one up and watch it go
If it’s inflatable, seems like they could just shoot it.
Really safest option would be to wait for it to get caught somewhere and puncture it with a blade. But we know cops like guns and also this didn’t happen.
just shoot it
'Murica solutions
They shot at that runaway train, Crazy Eights.
This is how some states handle homelessness.
nah, soon will be Kansas problem - Colorado police
All praise the Great Pumpkin!
🎝 Cotton candy, sweet as gold, let me see your pumpkin roll 🎝
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