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SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Flying cars

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Flying cars

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    OP:

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      Lol he got me. I was checking the comments to see if he replied. Silly me didn’t think to check the OP.

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        Probably one of my favorite accounts. Taking the piss in the funniest way possible as usual.

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      They’re just federating their post over here…

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    Every ship in the navy can operate as a minesweeper. Once.

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      Even then, it just converts them into submarines.

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        Really bad ones though.

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          I guess it depends on the metrics. They’re really good at staying submerged for a long time.

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    Every machine is a smoke machine if you use it wrong enough.

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    Oh lol a Mastodon screenshot. We are basically self sustainable.

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    It’s like how some people think food delivery robots are not sex bots. I mean, not with that attitude

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      Instructions unclear. Now I’m being dragged around town to some very dissatisfied customers.

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    Like how every zoo is a petting zoo if you aren’t a wimp about it.

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    Wasn’t the cuck truck supposed to be a boat?

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      Yes, that was the claim and there are multiple reports of them being destroyed after doing WAY less, like trying to ford (ha) a river. Which is interesting because I know other electric vehicles NOT meant for that which have been used without immediately being destroyed in flooded areas (mostly motorcycles tbh).

      Same thing here. EVEN IF the claim was good and the car could land like a cat every time, it would still do lasting, if not immediate damage to the vehicle.

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      I bet it makes a good submarine.

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        They’re supposed to come back up, too.

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    Only briefly, and only after driving off a cliff or hitting a ramp.

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    That’s not flying, that’s falling with style

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    and all trucks can float.

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      Why are you

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        Because soapy tiddy second best tiddy?

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    But not every fly can car. Checkmate OP.

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    Careful breaking Rule 8. You might end up in the mod log.

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    Once.

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        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGu2camh0WA

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      With a carefully prepared and calculated landing ramp, most cars could handle multiple flights.

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        Is that you, Evel Knievel?

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