Weird that that keeps happening.

Generally.

On the one hand, I feel sorry for the troops.

On the other hand, we fucking told you so.

I’m glad these lunatics have gone fully mask-off. We can see how fucking stupid they are.

Shart of the deal.

What a bittersweet event.

I feel like the ink defense might have been a clue that the octopus wasn’t in the mood to be manhandled.

“Here” meaning the Beetlejuice! Musical?

This is the guy who complains about affordable housing, right?

Shut up, Sean.

His term is up in literal days, Donald.

He’s YOUR pick.

Kakistocracy.

Patel has publicly proclaimed that the FBI needs to demonstrate that it is “fierce,” and officials I spoke with said that he is fixated on that image in private as well. He recently expressed frustration with the look of FBI merchandise, complaining that it isn’t intimidating enough.

Our superiors.

Oh no how unfortunate.

Balsamic Vinaigrette Everything.

Just fuck already.

Tired of this will they/won’t they bullshit.

You can walk away and be criticized for going your own way instead.

Uncle Clarence.

Whatever’s normal.

Real man of the people.