Headline: Trump easily defeated by group of women
In a postindustrial society, in the third decade of the 21st century of the common era, a plurality of the population believe in witchcraft.
This is why I have little to no hope for our future.
Yeah… the good news about the fact we’re all doomed is that, as a species, we deserve it.
Not being terribly effective, unfortunately.
I thought it was the spaghetti or flying pizza monster.
What hbomberguy video is this from?
A coven of witches cast harmful spells on a person day and night.
He becomes president of the USA, then a billionaire. He avoids jail time for serious crimes.
Wow, the power of witchcraft is staggering
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/etsy-witch-charlie-kirk-curse-b2836089.html
I mean… just like any other skill, some witches are better at it than others.
Well, see, normally those evil spells would have reduced him to a gibbering idiot barely clinging to his health, but thanks to the constant prayers of good Christian MAGAs he is shielded by Jesus and remains an articulate stable genius in record breaking good health just as GOD ordained him to be.
barf
I know it’s a joke, but the temptation to create a highly-targeted advertising campaign on Facebook soliciting “prayers for Trump” in exchange for cash from braindead boomers is really hard to ignore.
Like I know it’s very morally wrong in general, and certainly unethical any way you slice it, but is it really still wrong if you’re pointing those extremely granularly targeted ads toward people who definitely helped to screw us all over? (e.g. older folks in deep-red, HCOL areas who have high incomes and list Christianity as a personal interest)
Good health is definitely one way to describe the diaper baby. Maybe they need to pray a little harder.
with your help, they can- barf
I think that might be a Trump quote/paraphrase. He brags about his record-breaking good health and incredible performance on dementia inventories all the time.
Edit: sloppy proofreading
Damn. When will it start working?
The Conservative Christians imply the witches started working after Trump became president again.
Had I written this before 2026, I would have been called a madman.
Ya know, this would be more funny if they actually didn’t do devil rituals…
Honestly, I don’t believe that people really do that stuff. At the very least, I think it is much more rare than people think.
Buddy there is literally video evidence.
You mean that thing where they eat the flesh and drink the blood of their Lord of the Undead? Yeah they’re pretty creepy those Xtian rituals.
No, when they sacrifice people to a giant owl in the middle of the woods. Or the child sex stuff.
The child sex stuff is the Christians, as has been terribly well documented.
Also the torture and killing (see Indian Boarding Schools as just one of many examples https://boardingschoolhealing.org/us-indian-boarding-school-history/).
You want to provide a source for “they sacrifice people to a giant owl in the middle of the woods”?
Edit: I found this, if so it’s still KKKristians and males only. https://www.thebolditalic.com/the-most-secretive-club-in-america/
Are they trying to make me like AOC even more?
Does that mean conservative Christians admit the president is not of sound mind?
admit
lolololol
I think it’s about time we grow out of religious thinking
Problem is they don’t like birth control. By design.
Then let’s educate the heck out of their kids
Where can I sign up?
If you figure out, let me know. I could use a coven, especially one with such noble goals.
I would encourage them to unionize though… The 24/7 working hours are awful!
Awesome if true.
I mean, it’s obviously not, but it would be hella cool if it was.
There are covens of witches hexing the snot out of Trump and numerous other odious figures. AOC does not appear to be the sort, but they exist.
There are also entire ministries of white Christian nationalists praying continuously to exalt Trump and support him.
I don’t think either group has a direct impact, but might inspire political action by the participants.
I’m sure there are similar, though fewer groups regarding Representative Occasio-Cortez.
For sure, I agree on all of that. I just meant it would be really neat to find out that a nationally known political figure actually was at the center of such a group. Admittedly it would be a terrible idea political strategy-wise and I don’t recommend it, but I would enjoy it. Some “christian” politicians may openly claim and join in with their “prayer warriors” or whatever so that’s normal, but for obvious reasons none of them ever publicly ally with the witches. Would be a nice change of pace if one did, aside from the whole tanking their career part.
Conservative Christians - the ones who are so Nationalist?
Nat-C’s, if you will
Do they take donations?
They just reuse stuff, used to be larry nickles talking about hillary clinton going to witch church, a church for witches, witches… witches
We should point out to them that they’re recycling. That should scare them off from doing it again.
That’s so true, no originality whatsoever.
I wish
