and if they are does that mean they are constantly being raped for years like do they like it or are living a living hell every day?
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So… westworld?
Sexy Losers already answered this question
This is part of the reason why the robots took over to create the post apocalyptic Cars universe
“You’ve got a friend in me…”
Because I hate the implication I have just created new head canon for my own sake. It’s the power of a child imagination and play that brings the toys to life. That’s why the fork comes to life in the fourth movie
So if a child found one abandoned and somehow innocently played with it enough then it would come to life but when used for an adults self-gratification it would not have the requisite for life.
I will not be taking questions on the plothole of why new in box toys are alive
And then little Billy finds his mom’s dildo…
are you implying that childlike wonder and spirit dies the moment hormones makes a kid horny for the first time?
I will not be taking questions on the plothole of why new in box toys are alive
They were all made in sweatshops by children, no plot hole. ☹️
So were the sex dolls.
I accept this head canon as my own without question
It begs the question what happens if an adult has a child like mind. Think some of the mentally unstable serial killers that are essentially children.
Yeah, hut then how are you supposed to get the porn parody where the sexdoll starts to help their owner get their life together and the show ends with them banging their new partner instead of the sexdoll.
I think there was a qibi show … adjacent to that Edit: someone posted it
This question is 100% valid, but I really don’t want to think about it
Maybe this is what they live for. They know their purpose and they love their people just like Woody loves Andy.
Imagine a movie plot where Sarah moves to a new state and forgets her vibrator collection. She doesn’t realize it yet but all the vibrators team up to embark on a madcap adventure to reunite with Sarah. On the way they they find a sad discarded buttplug with no owner and they bring him into the gang only to find out that he used to belong to Sarah’s lesbian lover who she’s moving to be with.
The premise of the question horrified me, you made it better. Thank you.
Also there is a subplot where they are constantly in a jealous rage over her girlfriend and “she will never be good enough”. But the plug helps they realize they can all be good together.
How holesome!
Perfect title!
And now we let rule 34 run it’s course.
That movie would include a lot of Buzz
I mean, a lot of names could be reused:
Buzz, Woody, Rex, Bullseye, Lotso, Mr. Pricklepants… I’m gonna stop now, I’m ruining my own childhood.
oh THAT’S what that song’s about!
That’s poetry. Slimy poetry but poetry nonetheless.
Reads like fanfic some people might be willing to pay more for.
All poetry is slimy.
All slimes are poets
wretch
Honestly that does explain why the vibrators batteries always seem to be depleted.
And this comment explains your hairy palms.
My God if masturbation did actually lead to harry palms I would not be balding now.
In fact, when the hair on my palms ran out of room, it would have had to begun to creep up my arms. By the time I was 15 I would have been a real life sasquatch.
FINALLY! A fanfic for me.
The Brave Little
ToasterDildoIt could even feature a brave little Hitachi wand
Where can I subscribe to your content?
Well, as far as I remember, the real toys liked being played with, and were even sad when they weren’t played with. So… theoretically sex dolls would also like being “played” with
They like being used for what they were designed for. Playing or ‘playing’
Just like us.
However, Sid’s toys were plenty played with and they were constantly traumatized.
They weren’t being played with in their intended way. I’m sure the toy story sex dolls would be miserable if they were just dressed up and used to drive in the carpool lane.
Yeah, being tortured by some sociopath “playing” with you generally doesn’t work out well
I honestly feel like Sid gets a bad wrap. Like, yeah, he’s a bit of a dick to his sister and doesn’t have much respect for other people’s possessions, but he’s also a kid and at his age those things are entirely environmental. Hes also incredibly creative and capable. I’m pretty confident that, even as an adult with a well above average skill in fabrication, I wouldn’t be able to make that erector set spider baby without researching it. Plus, he’s got Barbie legs on a fishing pole, he’s swapping the heads of dolls and dinosaurs, there’s no way those things are going together without custom joints.
Yeah, he’s horrifically maimed a bunch of sentient beings, but he wasn’t aware they were sentient and they’re all still living beings, even the fishing pole which would have been inanimate like other tool toys. He literally gave life to a toy that didn’t have it. Kid should get some credit.
Also the “doll modding” community is a thing that exists and takes a lot of skill to do well.
FYI it’s “bad rap” (rap being an accusation or blame, think like how a rap sheet outlines the bad stuff you’ve done). A bad wrap is something you’d get at a restaurant.
This would be a good plot for an anime.
No. No it wouldn’t.
OK, maybe more hentai than anime.
“Plot” might be to strong of a word
Have you seen what generally passes for a plot in hentai?
Isn’t this the plot of the movie/show Dummy?
how did you even think of this lmaoo
He was wondering whether his real doll had moved since he last left the room.
Wtf did you have this ready for this moment?
You don’t?!?
I’m surprised this hasn’t been buried.
Pretty sure there was a MadTV sketch about this back in the day.
Yup, just dredged it up. Its dumber and even lower quality than I remember, so not sharing link. That said a YouTube search for “MadTV Sex Toystory” will get you there.
For french speakers (or with subtitles) there is a “kassos” short with this premise. I surely can find a link if it intrigues anyone
I like to think so.
Excellent thought, please never take your meds
Yeah that did it.
Asking the real questions
“That little guy looks unhappy.”
“Zoom and enhance.”
