• jaykrown@lemmy.world
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    10 hours ago

    Could they make it any more obvious? That’s hilarious, because by October the russian economy will be in absolute shit.

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    9 hours ago

    Please Finland, Greenland, Poland, Ukraine…fucking somebody shoot down the jet and announce the empire is rotten and needs to be burned down

  • finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world
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    11 hours ago

    Lindsey Graham went to Russia. Soon after he returned to the US, his, uh, career took a nosedive. Perhaps Patel will find himself with a new career path, too?

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      1 day ago

      Windows are actually not the most dangerous part. Many a people ended up falling - believe it or not - DIRECTLY on Polonium bullets. Go figure!

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    2 days ago

    This is major fucking news. What business could he possibly have there? Maybe they told him the bourbon is amazing.

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      12 hours ago

      I could see him falling for Russian “bourbon” after being lulled into a Russian “club” over Russian “concerns”… hence a “trip”.

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      1 day ago

      This is very insensitive. He’s attending his handler’s wedding. This should be a thing of joy and you people just want to make it about conspiracies.

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        1 day ago

        Imagine getting assigned Kash Patel at the handler academy. Everyone else gets these super cool ones and you get that.

        Then he keeps showing up in your personal life, but everyone tells you to be nice because he’s like the idiot runt, but all your handler buddies still give you shit at weekend BBQs.

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          14 hours ago

          Care to name some of the “super cool” ones? As far as I can tell the targets are all fucking idiots.

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      1 day ago

      my guess is he’s delivering intel to assist with russian hacking of the midterm elections

  • Boomer Humor Doomergod@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    Everyone at the FBI security department just shat their collective pants.

    Imagine trying to secure the devices of someone so hell bent on doing whatever he feels like and vehemently resistant to correction.

    They’re gonna make folks dump their phones before the plane home just like they did in China.

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      1 day ago

      not ‘everyone’. i’m sure he’s getting all the assistance a drunk idiot needs to deliver whatever the fuck he’s taking there.

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    1 day ago

    Even better. In Russia he will be hosted by the FSB, Russia’s security agency. What can possibly go wrong?

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      12 hours ago

      And it’s right before the midterm elections Trump is determined to rig and steal. So Kash is probably going over there to advise the FSB and GRU to play fair and not interfere.