- cross-posted to:
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- cross-posted to:
- science_memes@mander.xyz
cross-posted from: https://mander.xyz/post/53131800
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Cute little meat bag.
this is giving first sphynx cat vibes, like they’ve discovered the first hairless hedgehog and someone is going to breed it to make more spawning a whole industry of quill-less hedgehog pets. after a quick web search… nvm. nelson has passed.
That thing looks like a nut sack that came to life
If your scrotum is tight like that you need your cancerous balls removed.
No no, I just took a cold shower. I swear!
💉✂️✂️🪡 motherfucker. Get in the hospital gown
I’m sure his mom was surprised how smooth the delivery was.
While this is a joke, I want to clarify to the people who don’t know that hoglets are born spineless and the spines grow within first few days.
To my knowledge, they’re there from day one, but start out very short and very soft. (I don’t think the mother can feel the difference during delivery.)
Sonic the hog.
That bottom right picture - forbidden stress ball.
this creature looks soo miserable ;w;
Born to Hedge, forced to hog. :(
I get in trouble for hedging my hog
It sounds like he gets special care and love and attention. We should all be so lucky.
umm! should I say it? can I say it?!
Fam, this is the internet, you’re contractually obliged to say it.
😂😆
I see lots of laughter and also a distinct lack of saying it…
No need to be teste, I got you.
he looks like balls lmao
Haha, scrote!
Stop, I can only get so erect!
so many great names for this fella
Zack, (short for ballsack)
Grundle
testicles (prnounced like hercules)
Max Danger
Balloon
Flapjack
Folds
any others?
Scrote
All hail testi-cles!
Teabag
Normally you have to bake hedgehogs in clay to remove the quills after cooking, but this opens the possibility of crispy fried hedgehog.
“His best life” better than the other lives he lived so far
🥚
I was born without quills too you know
