So does it grow back or is it a ‘one and done’ type thing?
“painful but you get to continue living”
Why bother?
can still play vidya games without dong
So what I’m hearing is that octopus bros need more lady octopusses that are service dommes, as opposed to ravenous pillow princesses.
You know what?? Here! Go fuck yourself!
*Take this and go fuck yourself.

This has been de-fingered
I always look for the finger. I feel robbed.
Detachable Penis covered by “They Might be Argonauts”
I haven’t thought of that song (or King Missile in general) in a long darn time.
My mp3 very clearly says that song is by primus
I didn’t realize they had covered it but I bet it’s a hoot. I’ll have to see if I can find it.
Sorry I was trying to make a joke. For years I really did think it was primus but it’s just that whoever put it on
likewiselimewire mislabeled it.In that case I’m sorry for not getting it! :)
The only logical step after unsolicited dickpics
“fuck it, you do it”
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