I don’t remember who said it, but I’ve always remembered the best description of the whole process as: “my body is punishing me for not being pregnant.”
Always gets a sympathetic groan.
The worst part is having kids, and still getting periods anyway
If you hate your body now, wait for perimenopause to hit. Periods sucked for 30 years, but this is hell.
Violet’s hornyposting will peak in about a week and half, before subsiding for a few weeks.
So you’re saying I could use the cycle calendar app on my phone to predict when we get great new horny memes? That is actually awesome
i’m hyper-fixated on the 2 guys i’ve been constantly talking about
eyes on the prize i’ll bang them one of these days
i’m 1 step away from calling my parents and asking them to tell them guys it’s okay to fuck if u wanna fuck
If you do call them and they say its okay I owe you and your parents a high five (no home delivery)
🙁 I’m sorry… would a sweet roll help? 🥐
“This is the part where you fall down and bleed to death!”
Maybe a little skooma could alleviate the pain.
