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cm0002@lemmings.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 4 hours ago

Why I always keep doing it...

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Why I always keep doing it...

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cm0002@lemmings.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 4 hours ago
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  • grue@lemmy.world
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    When your Makefile is so fucked up that you have to run it multiple times to get everything to build and link properly.

  • kubica@fedia.io
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    Just making sure that the write buffer was flushed or something.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Code doesn’t work; don’t know why.

    Code works; don’t know why.

    • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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      Cargo Cult Programming is bad.

  • copacetic@discuss.tchncs.de
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    xkcd 242 obviously

    • Absolute_Axoltl@feddit.uk
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      Me playing point and click games

    • Rhaedas@fedia.io
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      I feel called out. I’m not sure which way I’d go.

      • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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        Get somebody else to pull it.

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          For science.

  • MsPenguinette@lemmy.world
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    You jest but “wait and retry” is such a powerful tool in my DevOps toolbox. First thing I tell junior engineers when they run across anything weird

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    But sometimes it works, or throws a different error …

    • idunnololz@lemmy.world
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      Actually tru. Damn preprocessors.

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      And a different error means progress!

      • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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        A different error each time?

        • einkorn@feddit.org
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          I refer to @floofloof@lemmy.ca comment.

    • floofloof@lemmy.ca
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      When it does a different crazy thing every time and you have no idea why, it means you’re a genius and have created life.

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    The usual for me is that I flip back over to my editor and hit ctrl+save, cause heaven forbid I ever remember to do that before running.

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      I have no regrets from setting my editor to save-on-blur

  • sbv@sh.itjust.works
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    Computer needs practice to get program right.

  • TabbsTheBat (they/them)@pawb.social
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    The first one is to warm up the engine. Like getting your car ignition to kick over in the winter

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      and sometimes that’s exactly what’s needed. Services wake up, connections get established and then when you try again things are up and it works.

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    Running the code again is fast and requires no thinking. Finding the problem is slow and requires a lot of thinking.

    It’s worth looking under the light-post in case your keys somehow rolled there. Just not for long.

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    You know, youve gotta give your computer some warmup.

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    Not sure which is worse. When you know you changed nothing and it inexplicably starts|stops working compared to yesterday

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      Far worse, and this applies to more than programming. If something is broken, I want it to be consistent. Don’t fix yourself, or sort of work but have a different effect. Break, and give me something to figure out, damn it.

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    gotta rule out cosimc rays flipping a bit or two

  • RustyNova@lemmy.world
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    And run it with the debugger.

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    This would be more mockable if it didn’t often WORK.

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