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cm0002@lemmings.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 15 hours ago

Why I always keep doing it...

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Why I always keep doing it...

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cm0002@lemmings.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 15 hours ago
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    demons ahem. data-races.

  • schema@lemmy.world
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    The absolute worst thing that can happen is if it suddenly starts working without doing anything

    • Ravel@sh.itjust.works
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      Sweet, push to production.

  • lastunusedusername2@sh.itjust.works
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    This is just how you use Visual Studio

  • sleepmode@lemmy.world
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    Trying to debug race conditions be like

    • verdare@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      Yuuup… Debugging concurrent code is a bitch.

  • Blackmist@feddit.uk
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    You make a change. It doesn’t fix it.

    You change it back. The code now works.

    • MummifiedClient5000@feddit.dk
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      The code now works breaks in a new way.

    • zerobot@lemmy.wtf
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      the real fix was the journey, the destination never mattered

  • zerobot@lemmy.wtf
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    sometimes it needs to warm up… or cool down

  • copacetic@discuss.tchncs.de
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    xkcd 242 obviously

    • Rhaedas@fedia.io
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      I feel called out. I’m not sure which way I’d go.

      • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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        Get somebody else to pull it.

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          For science.

    • Absolute_Axoltl@feddit.uk
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      Me playing point and click games

  • endless_nameless@lemmy.world
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    The error message goes stale when it’s been sitting for a while. I need to see a fresh one.

  • rumschlumpel@feddit.org
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    But sometimes it works, or throws a different error …

    • atopi@piefed.blahaj.zone
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      you have to check if you are dealing with a bug or with a ghost

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      And a different error means progress!

      • SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world
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        A different error each time?

        • einkorn@feddit.org
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          I refer to @floofloof@lemmy.ca comment.

    • floofloof@lemmy.ca
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      When it does a different crazy thing every time and you have no idea why, it means you’re a genius and have created life.

      • littleomid@feddit.org
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        Or you’re coding in C.

    • idunnololz@lemmy.world
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      Actually tru. Damn preprocessors.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Code doesn’t work; don’t know why.

    Code works; don’t know why.

    • Skullgrid@lemmy.world
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      Cargo Cult Programming is bad.

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    The usual for me is that I flip back over to my editor and hit ctrl+save, cause heaven forbid I ever remember to do that before running.

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      I have no regrets from setting my editor to save-on-blur

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    Just making sure that the write buffer was flushed or something.

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    When your Makefile is so fucked up that you have to run it multiple times to get everything to build and link properly.

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    The first one is to warm up the engine. Like getting your car ignition to kick over in the winter

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      and sometimes that’s exactly what’s needed. Services wake up, connections get established and then when you try again things are up and it works.

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    You jest but “wait and retry” is such a powerful tool in my DevOps toolbox. First thing I tell junior engineers when they run across anything weird

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      Honestly, in DevOpS, when you’re running stuff in a GitHub Action/Azure DevOps Pipeline/Jenkins, yeah… sometimes a run will fail for no obvious reason.

      And then work the next time (and the next 100+ times after that) when you haven’t changed a damn thing.

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      “Maybe if we ignore the problem, it will go away”

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