I dreamt recently that I got all experimental and added a fat squirt of thousand Island dressing to my carbonara. Even in my sleep it tasted fucking terrible, but I finished the plate godammit

Also a potential connection between Epstein and JP Morgan

piefed.zip + summit has been a great combo for me

Yes, yes, but what about strawberries?

I was gonna say, that campus is right by a busy freeway. He could’ve had dinner in Vegas before breaking for Mexico

I’d rather an alliance of native tribes

I’m sure they’ll find him in a Wendy’s in Arizona with the rifle and manifesto or something

I’m not a doctor but the video looked pretty fucking mortal to me

If you take the limit of “near” then yes

Heads up SUPER NSFW

A human shield is more noble than the human gun

Whoooah an egg comes out of a chicken!

It’ll quench ya

Meee-yow…

Some of those that work forces…

I mean, that just makes me not want to use Mac, I don’t really need every program I use picking up the slack in their own unique way.

Act quick Johnny

Question is does it feel more like sucking dick or getting sucked?

…good. make it taste good

My peanits