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Could you imagine the wet gurgling sound that would come from it… also to add horror, bring a spoon, and taste test it while saying needs more corn, hahaha
Jokes on you when you’re mid tasting and you notice the whoopee cushion on a different chair
OH!
GRAVY!
I read it as “Gravity” for some dumb reason and spent way to long imagining how that would work.Well gravity is needed for it to work
Nuh-uh
taste tests whoopee cushion
Hmm, needs more gravity. Maybe even a little exothermia too.
filled with gravity
imagining
“Hey kids! Time to make the prank of all time even more timeless! The Whoopee3000: Supermassive Black Hole
AdditionEdition. Get yours today! Not responsible for worm holes.”… yeah no clue if I’m on the right track with the physics here, tbh I’m not even sure I have regular gravity down pat
Add apple chunks for additional hilarity.
You can also buy pork blood from butchers, fyi.
Might as well just take a huge dump in it for the top tier comedy award
If you are going to go that far, why not just serve it as a kabob instead of wasting a good tool?
No fucking way that’s not human shit 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thanks, Obama…
Woah now, Satan
