There’s only one way to settle this

This must be what it feels like to have bought a house in the 1970s

Is there anything more pathetic than falsely attributing a banal quotation you like to Albert Einstein so people on the internet take it more seriously.

This one’s been doing the rounds for years but there’s a bunch

It’s a (butchered) joke from Peep Show, but I feel it captures the gist of the statement linked to by OP

“aren’t we living in a multicultural democracy, why can’t the minorities and the racists just get along and be respectful of each others’ ideas”

Absolutely pathetic response. I’m less likely to use them now than before I read this

Anyone who thinks Brits don’t like spicy food has never set foot in a British takeaway

Kissing booths are to prostitution what scratchcards are to gambling

Noob