The War on Christmas will continue until Christmas ends its illegal occupation of October.

Because no one will hold them accountable.

I’m sorry for being late whip you want me too I can come home after you want me too but they should have just come in a little while I’m in a good place but I’m going back in a little while.

Looks like the first Netflix Peace Prize won’t be enough to let this go through.

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Nobody tell these nationalists about Sniper Wolf.

I find this image to be unrealistic. They’d be vigorously masturbating to this, not laughing.

And Homer Simpson.

Surely there is some federal bureau meant to protect American consumers from things like this?

Yeah! Especially since Stilt Man exists.

Tomorrow’s October?!?!

The guy who got mad that the green M&M was losing her sexy boots, and likened Trump becoming president again to daddy being home and giving out spankings is being weird about sex? I would never have guessed.

Bunch of snowflakes wanting their safe space

Non-conservatives give a shit about cracker barrel?

It is true that JD Vance is a former Marine and most likely had firearms training. He is also JD Vance and cannot interact with any human being without being really fucking awkward.

I guess you haven’t heard that grok gave itself the nickname “mechahitler.”

Well only 8% of the population lives outside California, Texas, and NYC.

My big problem is that Harris would laugh. This is fine. /s

Because other complete morons will now buy the product?