Whole house RO would be great. Not in the budget. Not even close.

Also, like I said, our water here is pretty good overall.

If you’re on city water, they probably publish test results for your water on the city website.

I heard you need to have a couple of ribs removed for that?

Nah, I have hypertension. Can’t do it.

What’s the rush? You’ll know soon enough.

Ya gotta keep upping the ante till they break. That’s the game.

See, now I want to do it even more.

Only because he got caught.

Remember how they pissed their pants? If he had the training, perhaps some support and a better plan, he might have kept going.

Back when I finally started eating better, I quickly learned that no one wanted to hear about it.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radiotrophic_fungus

I’ve never had a problem with the scanners, I use them every week.

Then, just a few days, ago…

I got something I don’t usually, it was supposed to be $24, but it rang up as $48. I was on the wrong hook, as it turned out. Anyway, I didn’t want it for $48, so the lady had to help me. She happened to be standing about five feet from me when it happened, and she saw it happen before I asked her. She was taking care of it on her little device.

Thing is, when I noticed it scanned incorrectly, I accidentally put the coffee I was holding in my other hand in the bag without scanning it and without thinking.

So, as soon as she canceled the sale for the thing, another error pops up, which flustered me again, and I kid you not, I did the same damn thing, I put ANOTHER item in the bag without scanning it and without thinking about it or noticing. Like the fucking idiot I am. While I was apologizing for the first unscanned item ANOTHER error appeared.

She was very kind, dealing with the village idiot.

Computer Whisperer.

Annie taught us that tomorrow is ALWAYS a day away.

Three room apartment. You need to charge rent.

Absolute insanity.

We need to end the barbaric practice of capital punishment.

Of course the White House defended it. If they didn’t, Trump would sign an Executive Order ordering Iran to bomb the place.

They don’t teach this in school anymore?

I have occasional celebrity name blindness, or whatever.

Some days I can name every celebrity I see in a picture, and other days I can’t pull up a single one. I recognize the woman in the picture, but I can’t recall her name at the moment, but maybe I will be able to tomorrow.

A while back, someone posted a picture of the Rolling Stones, and I knew every name, but Mick Jagger’s.

Robert De Niro, Al Pachino, Christopher Walken, Matthew McConaughey are all names I’ve “misplaced” recently. At the same time, I can get Woody Harrelson, though--when I was commenting about Brothers.

This isn’t new, I’ve had this weird affliction my whole life, I think.