Mayor Poopington

I remember that one. Props to him actually doing it live and talking about how bad it was

A chainsaw. Not really sure what you’d use it for, but it would certainly be interesting

Oh boy, here I go killing again!

Unnecessary commas make me read things in Christopher Walken’s voice

Sir, this is a Wendy’s

That being said, I will sometimes buy some cheap steak and slather it in A1 because I fuckin love A1

Wish I had something better

Do ah look like ah know hwat a jay-peg is?

Definitely a trick. He showed up at my house and cleaned up all my blood! I was still using it!

That’s the whole point of steak. You need to try something that’s grass fed, dried aged, and a nice medium rare. Now, using those cuts for a stew would absolutely be a waste of money. Those cuts have a lot of connective tissue and would make some pretty awful steaks.

I don’t, personally

It takes a lot of k to od. Cant we get him addicted to fent or something quicker?

Definitely plotting something. Keep an eye on your shoes

TIL a 14 oz can of beans has only 28 beans

Visa requirements seem to be less of an issue the more money you have. That being said, I’m going to space

fuck outta here with that click baity ass headline

No kids around. I’m in a what should be a solidly middle class neighborhood except its like 80% retired folk. Just a handful of families with kids.

What air defense doing?

That’s who your failed sudos get reported to