GloriousGasHole

I feel like that defeats the purpose of pants though. If it’s cold outside, I want to keep the McNuggets warm.

I’m now picturing what it might be like if we all walked around in pants where the only parts exposed were the front and our butt hole.

Isn’t McDonald’s where they caught the alleged killer of the United HealthCare CEO too? What is it about McDonald’s that makes it hit after a murder? 🤣

I guess I don’t love dogs as much as I thought I did.

My mother bought me some sunglasses with a small built-in camera back in the 2010s. She got them mainly so I could record myself when I was skateboarding, which I thought was a super cool use case for them. But even back then, I felt weird about wearing them in public so they sat in my bedroom unused. Even as a dumb 19 year old, I could see how it was weird and could make people uncomfortable. I don’t understand how we’ve gotten to a point in society where nobody gives even a shred of consideration to other people’s personal space and privacy, and why the people wearing Meta Glasses don’t feel like complete creeps.

The GameBoy player was so clutch! I remember getting the player as a kid and having no idea how to hook it up to the console haha. My dad and I refused to read the instructions and finally figured it out together. Once we got it hooked up, I spent weeks playing the Legacy of Goku from my GBA on the TV, and it ended up being the very first video game that I ever beat.

We got ours a little while after it came out for Christmas, I think this was in 2002, and it is a core memory.

My grandmother gave my siblings and I a gift. We opened it and it was a cool GameCube game, but we had to break it to her that we only had the GameBoy and it wouldn’t work with our consoles. We went through explaining what the differences were in the different gaming consoles, and she hit us with the “I’m an old person, I didn’t know there were different consoles” bit. My dad was laughing in the background, and I thought he was laughing at her for being old and not knowing about video games. Then a few gifts later, my dad handed us this heavier box and imagine the surprise of an 8, 7, and 4 year old when it turned out to be the GameCube. My siblings, dad, and I played the shit out of so many games together.

I have vivid memories of spending hours with my little brother and sister on the floor of our living room, taking turns on Animal Crossing. We played together almost every weekend to pull all the weeds that grew in our town, since we rarely played during the school week. It was so cool when we discovered Mr. Resetti by accident. Little things like that in GameCube games made it such a cool console for kids.

Probably the giant river that goes all the way to a non freshwater sea?

No wonder my work laptop was freaking out today.

Women?

I also enjoy sex with this person’s wife ^^

Chew a coffee bean and then take a swig of water

I think they should be able to vote. I don’t, however, believe that they should be able to run for office. The US President is a Dementia patient and shits his pants while sleeping through meetings. There needs to be standards for who can control the nuclear arsenal. If you can’t serve in the military, you sure as hell shouldn’t be able to control it.

I don’t understand why the generation that snacked on lead paint chips is allowed to be in charge of this country.

I grew up in Michigan and spend a majority of my summers camping in the UP. Marquette is a neat town if you want a city nearby for lunch or dinner. I’d recommend doing one of the glass bottom shipwreck tours, I believe there are a few different ones. I did one that took us out to see the shipwrecks, and also went by the pictured rocks, so I think it was likely out of Munising. If you stop in at any touristy area, there will be tons of pamphlets for local things to do, which are great for people in your situation.

When I’m in an unfamiliar area, Android Auto is super useful. Even in areas I’m familiar with, having some sort of navigation is useful because one way streets and streets that don’t allow turns exist. A paper map is definitely more dangerous in traffic than the one that flashes your directions on your instrument cluster.

I don’t think that was a request, big dawg.

I can’t wait until we end Trump.

I can’t wait to awkwardly set up a camera on the ground of a hotel hallway one day

The St Lawrence goes through areas that are completely Canadian well before that. Areas near Quebec City and Montreal are completely within Canadian territory too.

Witcher 3. I might be a little fucked, but I think I’d have fun before I died. Maybe I could get lucky and be one of the rich folks in a city and live peacefully for a year.