I have an idea for a post, some may have seen a comment of mine earlier. I’m looking for the most offensive-to-coffee-snobs approach to making coffee possible. I’m assuming something to do with instant, but from there, I don’t have many ideas.
Someone suggested reconstituting it in milk, that seems fun, any other ideas? I’m fully expecting the end result to be absolutely disgusting, for what it’s worth. I’m looking for the worst abomination possible, but it still needs to technically be coffee. Get creative, have fun with this. Whichever technique gets chosen (or multiple get combined), I’ll credit in the post I make.
Chew a coffee bean and then take a swig of water
My wife actually always eats a bean every time we get a new bag of coffee.
She’s yet to actually enjoy that experience.
I’m going to start doing this. I do it with food all the time, eating things that aren’t good unprepared that is, and it helps you learn what makes an ingredient good. It also helps you see exactly how cooking it, soaking it, seasoning it, letting it ripen, etc actually changes things. Anyway, not sure I’ll learn anything but worth a shot!
I’ve tried this. The chewed up bean is hard to get out of your mouth without several swigs of water. I like doing it with a small piece of chocolate.
Or beer if water is not handy.
Just throw both directly into the toilet and flush.