That’s why I work really hard on keeping an impeccable image of degeneracy.

Looking at what I post? That’s a you problem now

I’ve only started my journey, but I’m proud to say I was recently promoted to ass apprentice.

Burnt to a crisp in a pink gelatinous cube

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It’s a boojob!

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My hand was in my pocket, so while you can’t take that, I can offer a few head scratches

Hi,yes, I’m bearing down on my holiday spirit and it just won’t come out

That’s what concealed carry dildo is for.

I can’t believe I’m only being charged one upvote for an EP

As a borderline arachnophobe, I’ve had the privilege of hosting a gorgeous orb weaver in a really awesome spot for this season. She’s got a massive space, where lots of flies come, and it’s in a social area outdoors, but the location is perfectly situated for viewing from a distance so it doesn’t trigger anything for me.

She has her mate, she’s healthy as hell, and I’m actually dreading the day she passes because it’s become a bit of a ritual daily interaction with her.

These feels aren’t very shitpost of you

Where are you from?

I’m from Orefornia

Do not the cat

Some folks are born silver spoon in hand 🎵

I nuke it until there’s some exploded around the walls and then forget about it for an hour or two. Then I just eat it luke warm.

Milk makes big bones

Agreed, white beans

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