• Angry_Autist (he/him)@lemmy.world
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    I found a money laundering deli

    It’s amazing, they love having customers as it improves their cover so everything is dirt cheap and really high quality.

    Sometimes people come in and the guy behind the register politely shuffles us out with an armful of free cold cuts and a wink

    None of you will ever hear about this place from my lips

  • HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world
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    I know this great money laundering scheme in town. You take filthy money and they turn it into clean tamales. Abuelita has the slickest game in the county

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    Mixue. They’re suddenly just popping up everywhere, and the price of their ice cream/drinks is dirt cheap to a point where it doesn’t even make any sense. I understand that the cost of those ingredients are dirt cheap anyway, but there’s no way their margins cover operations, rent, labor.

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      I had go look up mixue and I now crave ice cream and tea. The hot and cold combo must be amazing. Possibly the cure to brain freeze.

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    Used to live in a street with 7 barber shops, in a town known for drugs smuggling. It was safe to walk there at night though surpisingly.

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    My town has like 20+ different barbershops within a couple blocks from each other. They only do the most basic mens haircuts, rarely have any customers, cheap, and cash-only. The business usually lasts for a little over a year, and then suddenly they get some new signage… and another barbershop is reborn! All using similar stock image logos as well.

    I went to one a couple years back and I had to basically buzzcut myself to be presentable again.

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      That might genuinely just be bad business practices though

      I have a friend who is a process server, they’ve told me countless stories of going to serve legal papers to a business but the business name had changed and wasn’t the same as on the paperwork so they couldn’t serve the papers

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        What do you mean? It’s not just a name change, it’s a whole new company with seemingly new owners every time.

        I’ve also checked how much it costs to rent there, and they would need to cut over 200 heads per month simply to cover rent. If you throw in a poverty-level salary for a single person, the heads required will triple.

        Of course nothing definite, but it sure is a weird cycle.

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      Do you mean an individual wendys or the entire franchise? I quite enjoy wendys, one of the best fast food chains in my opinion.

      On the other hand, arbys is gross and is 100% a laundering scheme.

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    I have long held the belief that all these mattress stores are all a front for something.

    There’s a shopping center nearby that has three of them. THREE MATTRESS STORES WITHIN THROWING DISTANCE OF EACH OTHER.

    Mattresses are like a once every 10 years purchase. How the fuck is there enough foot traffic to support 3 of them mother fuckers that close together?

    When I worked across the street from them I never saw any of them having big sales or anything. Nobody I knew anyone that worked at any of them. They never seemed busy. Never saw trucks bringing in stock.

    It doesn’t add up.

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    There’s a place ik that sells VAST pizzas - a slice of that stuff is maybe 70cm long - and they somehow sell each slice for $5. Definitely suspicious profit margins.

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    I knew a guy who drove a taxi for a company in New York back in the 70s and one day he got in a wreck and totaled his cab, and a very large very Italian man came and told him not to worry about it and that everything would be handled and there was no need for paperwork, and that was the end of it.

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    There’s a falafel place that closes at around 13:00 every day and doesn’t seem to really care all that much if you pay or not. I can’t imagine it not being a money laundering scheme.

    They make great falafel though!

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    There used to be a burger joint in my town that had terrible burgers, but they were ridiculously cheap. No idea how they made money, but they were always Russian guys and suits there. ¯_(ツ)_/¯