you know… somehow this tracks a lot more than youd think. lets assume for a moment that tom cruise is at least a closet bisexual, considering all the weird drama around him maybe being gay. there are undoubtedly gay cruising spots in public parks sprinkled all over LA and the surrounding area. if our hypothetical closeted bisexual tom cruise occasionally visits gay cruising spots to have sex with men, its feasible for someone to run into him at one, that being the point of going after all. if our gay anon is jerkin it in the bushes at a gay cruising spot waiting for someone to show up, it might not be totally unheard of for our hypothetical closeted bisexual tom cruise to roll up looking to fuck. while certainly implausible (it wouldnt make sense for tom cruise to go cruising in public when he is famous and rich enough to find much more discrete and lower risk gay hookups), implausible things do happen. i dont know why i typed this…

Regardless of whether this is fake, it feels like this is the weirdest thing I’ve ever read on the internet.