I tried years ago to get back into it and I went to a local tourney. Played with a guy that didn’t wear deodorant and won…but it just wasn’t all that fun with randos. I like smack talking and having people do random matches.
For me it’s taking turns playing Morrowind with the general idea to kill everybody in the world while rotating who was playing and who was blowing the other one.
You play fifteen minutes, complete a dungeon or whatever, swap. Fuck. How do you manage to wipe your ass with that level of creative thinking? Like, if poo ever splatters on your ass cheeks from a particularly quaking bout of diarrhea, how is someone of your capabilities able to formulate the neural algorithms capable of maneuvering your hand with paper across the deleterious parts of your derriere? Or are you just a partially sentient Borg creature that uses a bidet?
For me its smashbros and Mario kart. Just about 6 of us.
Melee was the reason I had friends in college. It’s also a big part of the reason I never graduated college.
Damn lol.
I tried years ago to get back into it and I went to a local tourney. Played with a guy that didn’t wear deodorant and won…but it just wasn’t all that fun with randos. I like smack talking and having people do random matches.
We’d just have games running constantly with the 3rd and 4th ranked players handing off to whoever was next in rotation.
thats so much fun. We used to have the winner always switch out to make it fair.
We tried that at first, but it just led to people throwing the fight so they didn’t have to give up the controller
For me it’s taking turns playing Morrowind with the general idea to kill everybody in the world while rotating who was playing and who was blowing the other one.
Awesome…wait, what.
Don’t worry, it’s not psychopathic behavior if they’re digital.
Er, I was talking about the other thing…?
How the hell do you take turns with Morrowind?
You play fifteen minutes, complete a dungeon or whatever, swap. Fuck. How do you manage to wipe your ass with that level of creative thinking? Like, if poo ever splatters on your ass cheeks from a particularly quaking bout of diarrhea, how is someone of your capabilities able to formulate the neural algorithms capable of maneuvering your hand with paper across the deleterious parts of your derriere? Or are you just a partially sentient Borg creature that uses a bidet?
Prose
Clacking keys as it b WASD
On knees - friend sucks me
Polygons freeze - we swap
I be more plzed than I fap!
that sounds insanely fun <3
Smash bros with 4 controllers in rotation was very much an after school experience.