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Impractical_Island@lemmy.worldOPto
Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I will teach you dingleburgers if it's the last thing I do
3·8 hours agoIt’s part of the Hitchhiker’s Guide series. They have everything there, and some people love it and others are in Hell sitting at the same tables as their mother.
I’m so ready to go through this next axial shift in consciousness our planet is going through to add magenta to the rainbow.
7 colors × 6 directions of entanglement = 42 types of entanglements within our topological matrix; also, a rainbow is not a cannibal cop man? Tf is this raspberry telling me? Sorry, God talks to me. But a rainbow is not an arc or a circle but part of a cone that manifests at 42 degrees from the human eye.
Now I think I have to go eat some children’s feet or something, for They tell me to. God works in mysterious ways. Me most of all.
Got the message. This is clearly the military industrial complex telling me to go on Grindr and get some with my life partner fully knowing because we agreed to it, with him suggesting it, because he has his vows and we are going through some Operation Mockingbird shit; him having interned with the CIA, I believe and makes sense, and me just being your run-of-the-mill guy that accidentally told his entire ROTC cadre over weeks that his sister (nonexistent) got him pregnant.
But, nah, seriously, this is my job. I think. Being this counterintelligent as I just naturally am.
Victorious’ story was unbelievable, crazy, and completely true.
I never knew gamlering like some but I know it is in my brain, as when I ate out of garbage in homeless i was like “each one is scratch offer” and so it was like tickets evety time I look in can
I’ve found you can make anyone your suster in your head when the need arises as I do rise to top the thot
I make ass, reel good ads to, like this one! All the curious soles want to cum to my island, not associated wit other well-know islands
I feel the same way with benedryl in that I think of all this shit, fuck shot, but I don’t look at it cuz that illegal in my places, so I just think in darkness as the benedryl make happening better tho my gemson doesnt get hard anymore…
I feel a simlar way in that when the police are always taking it in itself, watching, seeting me up, and so I have to walk through the minefield exploding below when I walk pass the middle school I live here next to on everyday. Soneyime multiple time a day. It such!
No I’m Victoria (Victorious) Phoenix and I just got banned from X and my RWG made me steal Benadryl so I could shift some units masturbating tonight. My books are Juggling in the Trash Can for Satan (garbage written under my dead name; cover is worth a look) and Of Vic a Vince, which is free at the top of my library from before X:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1QoeKMD5dwnWBB6gHOFgY4uKJOXKg8CPGDu-dE5UsisQ/edit?usp=drivesdk
It’s really popular with the people who missed the memo about what the North Star is, definitely.

Bro, if you can find copypasta of this quality I sur af wont not make as even i do good for John Henry is the bamf mofo, y’know? Obviously.
But I have a job to do. I think.
I don’t even know how to use this Lemmy shits yet.
Gangsta jibbs
Tf is dat? Do they habe cookies?
No u r the shit post…errhea. Friggin’ dingledoo, prolly not even ordained in the occult…but I’m just shitposting again, don’t mind me.
I value your opinion, wise sir and/or ma’am.
B& = banned, as has happened hundreds (dozens) of times
V& = vanned, as in the feeb or similar comes and throws you in the back of a van. Happened to me once for accidentally advertising my sex cult built around incestuous necrophilia on the Roblox subreddit while I was homeless in Miami Beach. Maybe happening again. Kumquat says no. I have full power today. I have to. The doctor is coming.
Got doctor coming here today. It’s a fun situation I be in, having been set up in the truest American way (Johnny Tremain). But that’s the thing; I’m ALWAYS like this, in some ways at least, still got ups and downs, but I have worked hard enough to push through them to shit content out on the regular, performing as this autobiographical character, which is different than acting. To act, you change the light inside you; performing is changing the lens the light refracts through. Code-switching is performing, and this ish is ALWAYS inside me, along with a porcelain elephant I lost in my ass years ago, I am just highly skilled at both putting it out there and not being afraid of what anyone thinks, aware that my mission is to teach the many, not the one. At this time at least, I think? Truck horn makes me think that might be bad. Car alarm. Bah, that’s probably just some hoodlums, not God, obviously.


Sir, since you suggested “anarchy,” I found “cartography anarchy,” which sounds like a joke I’d make if I didn’t get banned from everywhere ever for making jokes like that. I have not clicked on it, but a kum says I was picked, which is obviously Satan, obviously. What is?