Ok so this is a bit odd but hear me out. Whenever I have older family members or neighbors over my house, I always find pee on the toilet seat, floor, and wall next to my toilet. It happens without fail, and it’s always boomers.
When I have friends over (Millenial age) this is never a problem. The bathroom is always much cleaner and the guys are always fine, even after a few drinks.
But boomer guys? Straight blasting bootstrap piss. It’s crazy.
Anyone else notice this?
“What do I look like a woman? I piss like a man! My cock is so big it doesn’t fit in the toilet anyway! God didn’t want men to piss sitting down. That’s why he invented the urinal.”