Didn’t the last 9 models do that
Snake oil
Pro tip:
If you have to make press releases to convince people AGI is here, it is not here.
These AI companies, including Google, should be sold for scrap and the benefits used to repair the damage that MAGA, tech bros, and the heritage foundation have done.
We already know AGI isn’t possible with LLM technology but looking past this, what I despise in the current state of AI tech journalism is the loop of:
- AI stakeholder/spokesperson says something unrealistic
- Journalist nods their head approvingly
- Article is virtually an ad that recounts an event
- Rinse and repeat
Too many tech enthusiasts masquerading as ‘journalists’ who seemingly suffer from short-term memory loss.
It’s like i’m seeing the same information on repeat because ‘journalists’ fall for the same marketing tactics endlessly and do little to actually question what they hear.
Yeah but THIS time they super duper mean it.
They probably just found a way for it to be more of an asshole in its response. Which in my opinion is pretty close as you can get to AGI. If you disagree well then fuck you!
-this message written by ChatGPT.
Yeah I miss when tech journalists were still actually doing a journalist job
Do you remember when every 5 minutes it was a new super advanced battery technology that was going to be able to hold a hundred thousand gigawatts of power and was capable of fully recharging in two minutes. And it was still on lithium ion 20 years later.
and OpenAI Thinks It May Kick Off the AGI Era
Oh? Finally? Wasn’t it the same with the last one already? And the one before…
Why does it remind me of Jehovah’s witnesses and the end of the world?
The last one was just a trial run bro.
trustmebro

It’s always maybe with this stuff. Why is it even different from the previous iterations?
Just a few more billions, it’ll work much better, you’ll see!
Maybe is a weasel word when they know it isn’t. Also, they are trying to change the definition over time.
Its iterative improvement but with the same risk of hallucinations and the same difficulty in giving it access to sensitive data or sensitive authority and it messes up significantly.
Well it has to happen to juice the IPO, right?
Pay walled
Deja vu, i’ve heard of those words before








