This is my 3,000 comment in a little under 3 years. Still not cool enough for the blocklist. ;_;
In all my years this might be the most dumb block list I have ever seen. A sample:

I’m on it, which is outrageous, because I am an absolute delight.
I’m on the list! I have so many people to thank, first trump, then god, then RFK jr’s brain worm.
3 years, 4077 comments (holy crap?!)
Not on it either!
Maybe I could’ve written like a whole book with all that effort though lol.
Skill issue lol.
I’d like to know what it was that got me on there, but to be honest, there’s a lot of possibilities.
Sheesh you comment more than I do!
👀
Having that many comments and avoiding the list be like:

Those are rookie comment numbers!
On the bright side, surely .ML is banned so you catch an indirect inclusion.
I’m the admin of one of the blocked instances. Yay!
Only to find out your an innocent victim of the Scunthorpe problem https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scunthorpe_problem

clbuttic mistake
That’s absolutely removed
Scun-thorpe if anyone is wondering, Also Penistone a place in England Cockburn a name in the UK And Middlesex and Sussex I might get put on a list 🤣
@Theoriginalthon@lemmy.world knew this would happen
.ml is weird
What a silly instance
Did you ever use the word “perchance”?
Don’t even talk to me if you did not make the list. Talk to my regex on the list
How do you do fellow
^saharamaleikuhm$?
I didn’t make the cut either. 😭
You are obviously not a big enough bell end. I’m a complete twat and I’m on it.
Idk, I am a giant dickbag and I’m not on it. Maybe it’s related to political fuckmastery?

I’m on it.
let me guess, you’re leaning left?
I mean, yes, but the joke I was making was that I must be a twat too based on the previous comment.
Im… that’s…
OK fine.
On this blessed day, we are all complete twats 💖
I need to step up my twatiness and bell end-itude.
“not gay enough” apparently is a thing now
I’m not gay at all and I’m on the list. Thinking people should be accepted and loved no matter who they love seems to be very offending to that idiot who wrote the list.
SeductiveTortoise
Yeah, nah, you not beating the allegations here. Clearly you on the LGBT+ spectrum somewhere.
I mean if I were, I wouldn’t know. But thanks for believing in me 💖
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Same 😔
It seems like he blocked at lot of left wing and people who stood out, so all this means is you’re like a nondescript nazi. Henchmen #62.
Good call, but aren’t others able (especially instance admins) to see our subscriptions? I’m on some subs like 196 and some left party ones. And my home instance is .ml!!
Idk honestly, I’m new and saw the opportunity for a bad joke and couldn’t pass that up since bad jokes are my entire personality. :D
In with 115 comments. Weirdest flex.
In with 35 at the time of it being revealed
That’s honestly impressive.
Raises more questions than anything
I’ve got 5,800 and am not on the list. What the fuck?!
3 years and almost 2,000 comments.
Also didn’t make the list.
Huh, just looked. I’m on it too. I rarely say anything, let alone political stuff
Turns out you’re too far west on the Overton window
If I ever need to show somebody what a cringe loser I am I will name something after a term from a classic work of sci-fi or fantasy — one where I clearly missed the meaning!
🔘I’m in this meme and I don’t like it

















