• Impractical_Island@lemmy.world
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    2 days ago

    Bro, I’m halfway into being an independent phenomenon as I am in the third stage of enlightenment, and as such,I was the one who invented FEET for GOD. That nigga didn’t have any damn feet anywhere before I invented them for Him. My name’s Belial, by the way. I’m the voice in God’s head, and thus I control His tongue, and thus all oral sex ever! I seem to have forgotten who I was when we lost paradise. You suck toes?