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By Royal Decree, His Most Glorious Majesty Donald the First Forbids the Looking Upon Waters

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By Royal Decree, His Most Glorious Majesty Donald the First Forbids the Looking Upon Waters

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Lo, by Royal Decree, all who cast their gaze upon the King’s Sacred Waters shall be judged guilty of unlawful reflection and meet the gallows ere the ripples fade.

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Hilarious, but I feel like he would read this and think it was a compliment

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