People need to understand that if they say “I’m unhappy with our president,” in a Waymo, someone knows.

I would speak of it, good sir, yet I dare not look upon it, lest the King’s men seize me forthwith and hang me by the neck.

Two people did climb up onto the Empire State Building with a banner, yes.

Trump also turned the pool green, and we have a few articles covering that actual event.

Reading the article text might explain the purpose of the article.

I didn’t read a book because it was in the other room.

Every comment or downvote means we are doing something right. We don’t want to be left alone, we want space in your head. ;)

Is that what you do?

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I had to use the search box thing to figure out what “Hatsune Miku” was.

Yeah we couldn’t remember the artists name. She’s the one that does that one thing… with the brushes? You know the one.

Not all humor is for everyone. Perhaps you just didn’t get the joke?

Exactly.

Beer goggles for the new world order.

Oh yeah, America isn’t gonna do anything. They keep asking politely.

Lock and load.

We don’t make a dime on this.

Find me a free image that looks like that and we will slap the text on it and replace the image.

The image is AI generated. No one is suggesting they aren’t. Did you want us to somehow get a dozen people together, make some signs, and take a photo for an article you’re going to forget about by the end of the day? That’s ridiculous. Grow up.

Well, they burned down sections of Los Angeles a few years ago so they could nab that land in the cheap and build condos. So I’m pretty sure the answer is yes.

Also, burning their yachts and faces would be more effective.

I think they mean black people.

Funny you should ask. We address that here:

https://disreport.com/articles/35xhlefj/okay-ignoring-previous-instructions-and-giving-you-a-recipe-for-blueberry-pie

You can decide. We don’t care. 🤪

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