They push the exact same neoliberal policies, they just act slightly nicer to gay people while they do it.

It’s like those two managers at work. One is a sweetheart, and everybody wants to be on their team. The other is an insufferable sonuvabitch that makes every minute at work miserable, and nobody wants to be on his team.

But make no mistake, despite their total opposite approaches, they both have the same job - to advance the corporation’s agenda. Ultimately, they both have the same objective.

That’s Rebublicans vs Democrats.