Guy Extinguishi
Let’s not pretend like the beard had nothing to do with this.
i hate you for making me look closely at that beard. it is going to make me ask some introspective thoughts about my own beard (which looks way better than that)
The gods are false idols
No Gods, No Donkey Sauce.
guy can’t be super saiyan all the time
i think he fairly conclusively proved he can. don’t get jelly because we can’t
I don’t agree with frosted tips, but I understand it
Frosted? That hair was dipped completely, several times.
It’s very much not just tips either.
un-Fieris your guy
Guy Fieri surprised and confused fans when he debuted a new clean-shaven look earlier this month. Turns out, it’s for a Super Bowl commercial.
Wait, is Pablo Escobar still alive?
Inflation came for his frosted tips
The worst thing about bleaching is that your hair always feels dry now.
That’s what hair oils are for :)
We have the technology!
My hair was incredibly silky before that though - like a Timotei advert.
Not like a Decore ad?
more like a car insurance ad over here
90s pop punk is dead. I am glad he noticed.
Can you do me a favor next time and SHUT THE FUCK YOUR MOUTH!?
He looks more porn star-esque now
It’s giving GREASY RON JEREMY
I mean the also added like 190#s straight to the face too
Edit, I meant 100, but yeah doesn’t matter.
I’ve also had to prepare for a court appearance, which I can only assume is the reason for this.











